Gaia Orders Hurricane Gustav to interrupt GOP convention. Gaia, a jealous and wrathful deity, has sent Hurricane Gustav to dampen the spirits of Republicans gathered at their convention, a group of fundamentalist secular humanists said in a news release. "Your sins of extravagance and ignorance have angered the one true non-God," said Jerry Fellwell, pastor at the Tabernacle of the Indifferent Shepherd in Lynchburg, Tenn. "And now she or he has unleashed a relatively well-known meteorological event to strike on a random date. Repent now for the end is nigh!" According to Fellwell, Gaia is also referred to as...
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Gaia Sends Hurricane to Punish Republicans
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